What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Minds and Behinds

No go.

Why do men like women gold diggers?

No way

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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